Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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