so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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