Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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