I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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