wakey wakey hands off snakey
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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