i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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