it wasn't lemon gatorade
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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