dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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