Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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love makes seman taste better
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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