you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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