sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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