But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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