it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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