I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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