I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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