i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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