the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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