hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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