My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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