He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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