Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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