I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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