TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Vodka?
Forever.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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