I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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