It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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