MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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