One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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