You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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