sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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