Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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