i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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