I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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