Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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