im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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