if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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