Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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