Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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