It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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