it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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