Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Randomize
