We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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