Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
