hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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