i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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