i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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