so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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