i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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