I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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