adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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