My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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