Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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