Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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