I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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