Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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