Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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