what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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