vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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