I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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