***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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