so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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