CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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